Since I was little, people have always told me things without me questioning them. My children say it's because I look people in the face and smile which opens the door for everyone to come on in to my space and begin talking. I love hearing what folks have to say!
Today, a man who can completely block all light from entering my office doorway just by planting himself in the entry stopped in to tell me about his morning. He grabbed my hand and said, "See the size of your diamond? Well, I passed a kidney stone the same size this morning. And, the second one was a third of an inch long and thinner."
An octogenarian friend of mine told me she sleeps naked and never gets cold because she has a down comforter. Plus, her husband loves it!
Tonight, I was chatting with Neighbor Terry after our walk. Riley Dog was waiting patiently on his leash as we flapped jaws. As we turned to head home, Neighbor Terry said, "I think Riley just peed on my foot." Droplets did adorn the sidewalk where her foot had just been standing. Riley Dog, it is NOT nice to pee on your friends!
Now, I'm off to see what my friends at GLEE have to say!
WEDNESDAY HODGEPODGE #582
3 days ago
16 comments:
I believe there must be hidden meaning in what you say........
I hope you are doing well! Take care Anna!
I think when you combine all of those events it means you will win the lottery.
You must have that look that says, "Tell me your innermost secrets." Just think if the CIA had an agent like you!
Liz
You make me laugh every day!
I must have a non threatening look cause people are always talking to me in stores and asking my opinion on things. It's weird but maybe better then kidney stone stories!! Riley dog!....lol.
That's awesome that people are open with you.. I decided one day people are open with me because I'm such an open book myself. But I don't think I'd be telling anyone the things that you've been hearing!
My husband says I have "vent here" posted on my forehead...today my gynecologist launched into a rant about the state of the economy while I sat there helplessly in my paper gown, unable to escape. I feel your pain. Really, I do..
I'd be too worried what I might tell you if we ever met! I'll be smiling all day now :o)
This Ozark farm chick had a guy call yesterday and wanted to make like a marriage councilor to heal his marriage. They filed for divorce Saturday. What's with that! Heeehehe!
You must just be very approachable. Humm, a blessing and a curse!
God bless and have a very interesting day!!! :o)
Naughty dog, did I tell you I am tired and can't wait for winter so I can stop doing yard work, canning and gardening. Gee why did I just say that????
Do you sometimes say TMI? Too funny!
I have chiggers all around my ankles. I"ve coated them with clear finger nail polish, but they are still ithcing like crazy!! Thank God they're not kidney stones!
~Randy
You made me laugh and smile, thanks so much!
Ha! Thats awesome! What a wierd privilege to be the "listener" WHat happens if you drop weird stories on them? Oh wait, maybe thats why you have this blog ;-)
Hi Chicken Lady,
Love your post on Riley dog (We used to have a Riley dog as well but don't recall him ever peeing on our neighbors; he did however chew a few remotes, etc.)
Got a great chuckle from reading your post!
God Bless
julie
hahaha! hey....let me tell you something about me that is a bit TMI....
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