This morning, I heard a truck in the driveway. Riley and I went to the door to greet the guy. Apparently, he's new. When he saw us standing in the door, he turned around and did that butt- clench-fast-walked back to his truck! I squeezed through the door leaving a sad Riley Dog inside and promised Mr. Fed Ex that Riley is a very friendly dog. He all but threw the box at me and jumped back in the truck. I bet he left SKEEECH marks in my driveway!
Who knew "Fed Ex" was Klingon for "Big Chicken!"