This morning, I heard a truck in the driveway. Riley and I went to the door to greet the guy. Apparently, he's new. When he saw us standing in the door, he turned around and did that butt- clench-fast-walked back to his truck! I squeezed through the door leaving a sad Riley Dog inside and promised Mr. Fed Ex that Riley is a very friendly dog. He all but threw the box at me and jumped back in the truck. I bet he left SKEEECH marks in my driveway!
Who knew "Fed Ex" was Klingon for "Big Chicken!"
5 comments:
Yummy?! Sounds like you're gonna eat the Fed-Ex guy! Or maybe you just think he's good lookin'!
Maybe Skippy was standing behind you getting ready to greet the UPS man. Poor Riley dog, we all know he is a luv bug!!
haha! butt clenched walk huh? maybe he just f*rted and wanted to make a quick get away!
I sort of love that you referenced Klingon.
:)
Nice to meet you...wandered over from Yarnigras!
No lingering tell-tale odors wafted from his speedy retreat!
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