"Okay, don't move to quickly and for God's sake, don't look it in the eye. Just walk slowly over to the tree like there is nothing wrong."
"Did ya'll see that BIG SCARY chicken in blue? What do you think she wants? We'll let her have Skippy!"
"Oh my God, she caught him! RUN!"
Thanks Susie and Jenny for the chicken mask! My children didn't even notice it was me in the yard! Amazing, huh?